i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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