you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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