It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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