I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize