I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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