So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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