she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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