We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
No subtext here. People are naked.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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