Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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