She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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