The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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