When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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