I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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