I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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