It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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