He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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