How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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