Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
bring money and cleavage
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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