He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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