Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
third nipple confirmed
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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