In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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