Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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