I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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