question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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