I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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