Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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