Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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