Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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