I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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