Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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