We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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