there's paper in my vomit.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
