I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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