I can text with my tongue
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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