Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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