Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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