Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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