I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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