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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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