fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
