check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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