It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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