I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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