you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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