there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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