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foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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