I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
There are leaves in my underwear?
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