Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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