This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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