You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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