Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
