Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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