But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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