Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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