He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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